For example, there was this conversation we had when she was four:
JORDAN: Mommy, I can't eat my chicken.
ME: Why not?
JORDAN: Because I don't like chicken nuggets without Ketchup. And... I don't like Ketchup.
So, I was pretty darn excited the other day when I got the best of her.
JORDAN: Mommy, I don't like the mac cheese tonight. The restaurant made it different this time.
ME: Let me taste it. Tastes exactly the same as always to me.
JORDAN: No, it tastes terrible. Something's wrong with it.
ME: It's the same as always!!! Joshy and Daddy think so too. Just eat it.
JORDAN: I can't.
ME: Okay, I'll get you a new one.
(Get up. Walk over to waiter. Whisper, "Can you stick this in the microwave for ten seconds and bring it back.")
ME: Here you go, sweetie. A nice new one.
JORDAN: This one is much better.