I was playing Jenga with Jordan recently. In her version of the game, each stick that you pull out has a question written on it like "What was the best day of your life?" or "Who is the cutest boy in your class?"
Jordan got the question, "What is your best physical attribute?'
JORDAN: What's an attribute?
ME: It's like a trait or feature. Something about the way you look.
JORDAN: Oh, I guess mine would be my hair or my smile.
ME: Actually, I would definitely say it's your eyes. You have gorgeous eyes!
JORDAN: And yours would be... your smile
... or your boobs.
I almost died. The funny thing about it was ... she was dead serious.(and she's seven!)
So, I guess for the foreseeable future, I will be writing in rhyme and buying some low cut dresses.