I hear a scream from the other room. It's Jordan. She's crying. Josh comes running towards me with Jordan not too far behind.
ME: Why is Jordan crying?
JOSH: She hit me.
ME: If she hit you, then why is she crying?
JOSH: She feels bad.
ME: (Stifling a laugh) Jordan, what happened?
JORDAN: Joshy isn't telling the truth.
JOSH: Okay, we're both lying.
That's his new strategy. All for one and one for all.