My sense of humor must have gotten washed away during the nine days in a row of rain that we just had. I can't seem to come up with a single witty or amusing thing to say. So, I'll do what I always do in that situation. Exploit my offspring.
JORDAN: I wonder who was the first person to get an iPod touch?
JOSH: It was probably Adam and Eve
ME: I think I'll go read some books to get ideas.
JOSH: You're not like the Beatles. They were original.
And my favorite...
JOSH: Why are there two N's in the alphabet?
ME: Why do think there are two N's?
JOSH: Cause there are... L, M, N, O, P ... Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, N, Z!
What hilarities have your kids been up to lately?