Today I took Joshy to a basketball class and had this conversation with one of other moms.
MOM: My son wrote a book and I was wondering how to get it published?
ME: Excuse me?
MOM: My son. He's in fourth grade. He wrote a fabulous book with illustrations and everything. He's very talented. I'd like to get it published, but I don't know how to go about it.
ME: Do you mean you'd like to self-publish it... to give it to friends and family members?
MOM: No, I'd like it to sell in stores.
ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
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But I'm sure it's just adorable!
Maybe she'll even be so kind as to put "my friend COREY SCHWARTZ thought you would like this..." in the cover letter.
Oh. No. It's amazing isn't it?
I've spent years writing and revising and going to workshops, conferences and critique groups, and she would just like to mail her NINE-year-old's book to a major publishing house and get a contract!
I don't get it? It's not easy to get a book published? $10 says the kid gets a 3-book deal with Random House.
Gosh. That is just, well, precious.
Try it, hon. And, if Lila's right, Corey, I'll join you in the padded cell.
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Did you say, "Hang on, let me call my agents at home so you two can chat." :)
Ugh. I think I'd give her a couple of industry blogs to read so she could learn for herself just how impossible this business is. Then maybe she'd appreciate what it means to be a writer!
That's hilarious. At least she thinks her son is awesome, even if she does not really get it. I'm realizing more and more that even if I do get a book published, people are not going to be as impressed as I want them to be because most people don't realize what it takes.
Really???? I'm amazed at the misconceptions people have of the industry. I had a parent of one of my son's friends ask my why I wasn't published yet. She said, "Surely, it can't be that hard." Aye! I think I'll go scream with you.
Sigh.
OMG.
This kind of thing makes me head ache. Are writers really the only ones who know how impossibly hard this is.
*Sigh*
Someone please write a book and let the world know how hard this is.
I'd love to know what you told her (I'm assuming, of course, that you didn't actually scream at her).
In her defense, remember that nine-year old boy that wrote a book called "How to talk to girls" which became a bestseller and is getting made into a movie? He was on Ellen and everything.
I want to know what you said to her too! ;)
I always refer people like this to the SCBWI website.
Thanks for your comment about The Little Princess on my blog! BTW I'm a diver too - which I neglected to mention in my overcrowded profile.
Take a few deep breaths . . . in through the nose, out through the mouth . . .
I'm still not feeling calm!
I have no other reaction except HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You are a saint for not kicking her in the teeth.
Ha! I wanted to. I really did :)
Ask her what her profession is, then tell her that your child always wanted to do that career and is very talented. How should he/she go about it?
Ha. Diana, that's a good one too. I'll be much better prepared next time around.
Yikes! I've become increasingly careful about telling anyone that I write. Because it seems like everyone has either written a picture book or wants to. I almost feel like I should carry hand-outs. First sentence: '"You don't need to find an illustrator."
Oh, this is hilarious! I teach elementary school and my students know I write. And they keep asking me when they can read my book. I'm like, "In five years." Yeah, they don't get it.
Aw, crap. More competition. Does this kid write YA too?
I'm 'arggggghhhhhing' right along with you!!! I don't know whether to laugh hysterically or cry!
LOL Wow that was a great exercise for my stomach. Laughing is good fun. ........ Oh, wait was she serious? LOL
You should have asked her if it had a high-concept hook.
Someone I'm realted to(!) told me she and her kids may write a book together and get it published someday, ya know, just for fun. I think she figures if I can do it, it must be easy. Grrr.
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